Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.