When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.