If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.