I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.