When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.