Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Courtesy flush.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.