I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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blink

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Poo really loud

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.