Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.