Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.