When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.