Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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listen to madonnas new album

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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humiliating little girls

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.