Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.