- Things You Think Only You Do

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

check shower for murder then pee

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat ice by itself

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.