Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.