Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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My parents are annoying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.