Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.