Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.