I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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My parents are annoying.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.