Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.