when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.