I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I push the door open with my stomach

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.