If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Ur mum

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.