When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.