Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Picking my nose.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.