Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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fap

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.