Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.