Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.