When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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k. everyone

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.