imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sometimes I toot.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Having gay sex

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.