I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Think about breathing...

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I **** with no hands.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.