Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I eat ass

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Think about breathing...

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.