Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.