I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.