You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.