Thinking your life is a movie...

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.