Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I can't trill my R's

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Eat ice by itself

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.