Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.