Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.