When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.