When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.