When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Eat ice by itself

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.