- Things You Think Only You Do

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

-9

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

-11

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

-15

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

-17

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

-17

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

-21

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

-21

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

-23

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

-23

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

-29

sneeze without closing my eyes

-29

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

-31

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

-31

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

-31

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

-33

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

-35

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

sneeze without closing my eyes

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do