Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.