When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.