I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.