When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Eat ice by itself

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.