Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.