turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have seen a UFO

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wonder who wrote these things

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.