when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.