When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.