Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.