pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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being super bored at shool

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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get really confused

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.