See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.