I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Talk to my cat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.