Watch the same movies over and over

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.