Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.