think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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k. everyone

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.