Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.