When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Poop naked.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.