- Things You Think Only You Do

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

speak proper english

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.