Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I eat ass

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.