when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.