i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.