say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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wonder who wrote these things

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.