Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I can't trill my R's

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.