When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.