When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.