i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Talk to my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.