I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

call someone by a siblings name.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

This song will not come out of my head!

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.