- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.