I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.