On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.