Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I eat ass

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Poop naked.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.