if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.