When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.