- Things You Think Only You Do

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

This song will not come out of my head!

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

look at bins as i walk past them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.