Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.