After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Take baths

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Having gay sex

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.