I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.