- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Play Minecraft

I Masturbate Daily.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.