Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Brake for tail-gaters

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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speak proper english

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.