Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.