- Things You Think Only You Do

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I push the door open with my stomach

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.