This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.