sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.