Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.