I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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My parents are annoying.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Talk to my cat.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.