i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I can't trill my R's

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.