Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Vote for the other guy

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.