I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I eat ass

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.