get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.