Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.