pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ur mum

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.