When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.