when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pee in the shower

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.