Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.