I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.