whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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speak proper english

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.