when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.