if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

I meow when my cat meows.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.