sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.