When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.