I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Poop naked.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.