repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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speak proper english

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.