Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.