When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.