- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I pee in the shower. :3

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.