on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes I toot.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.