Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.