Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.