Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.