Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Having gay sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.