only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I **** with no hands.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.