When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.