Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.