Pee in the shower

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Courtesy flush.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Only use the left earphone.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.