- Things You Think Only You Do

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Play as both sides on fifa

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Think about breathing...

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I chew around the center of carrots.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Pee in the shower

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.