When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.