I meow when my cat meows.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.