Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Pee in the shower

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.