When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.