Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.