wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.