Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.