Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.