I gotta get down of Friday

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.