When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.