I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Courtesy flush.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.