Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.