When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.