Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.