I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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misread dig bick

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.