- Things You Think Only You Do

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.