when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.