Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.