when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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get really confused

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.