I meow when my cat meows.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.