- Things You Think Only You Do

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

being super bored at shool

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Set Fire to the Rain

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.