Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.