turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Poop naked.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.