Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't trill my R's

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.