when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.