Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.