When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.