When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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misread dig bick

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I have seen a UFO

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.