when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.