Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.