When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.