Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.