Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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get really confused

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.