When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.