- Things You Think Only You Do

-12

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

-12

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

-20

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

-34

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

-42

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

-50

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

-56

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

-60

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

+9

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

+3

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

-13

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

-19

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

-19

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

-19

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

-39

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

-61

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-63

i see almost everything as a sign

-77

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

+6

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

-14

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

-16

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Things You Think Only You Do