Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Your mom

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.