After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.