hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Pee in the shower

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.