Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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misread dig bick

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.