suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.