Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.