Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Made after doomsday plans

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.