Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I want to suck on your penis

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.