Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.