Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.