imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.