- Things You Think Only You Do

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.