Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.