When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.