having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder who wrote these things

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.