Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.