Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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being super bored at shool

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.