whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.