Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Your mom

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.