Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I eat ass

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.