I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.