open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.