Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.