When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.