Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I have seen a UFO

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.