after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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hate Justin Bieber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.