Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.