When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Vote for the other guy

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.