Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.