When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Watch the same movies over and over

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

i see almost everything as a sign

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.