Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.