I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.