Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Poop naked.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.