disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.