push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.