Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Play Minecraft

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.