I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.