Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Brake for tail-gaters

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.