Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

sneeze without closing my eyes

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Brake for tail-gaters

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.