When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.