whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Talk to my cat.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.