when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.