Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.