It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.