While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Poop naked.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.