Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I can't trill my R's

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I eat ass

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.