Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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misread dig bick

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.