Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.