get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.