- Things You Think Only You Do

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.