When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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being super bored at shool

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.