Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.