Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.