I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Eat ice by itself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.