When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Fart at home

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.