I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.