Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.