I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.