Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.