Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.