When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.