When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.