When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.