Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.