When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Fart at home

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.