Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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jack off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.