being super bored at school

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

I always think I have special powers

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

sit in the shower

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.