outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

sit in the shower

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.