I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.