Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.