Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.