Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.