Think of numbers as male or female.

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being super bored at school

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.