Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.