When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Think of numbers as male or female.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Say what even when u heard someone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

thumb_up thumb_down +34

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I laugh easier when im with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.