I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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smoke marijuana

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.