Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.