You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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smoke marijuana

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.