Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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being super bored at school

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Fart at home

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.